i realize that when i ship two people, i just sort of just want them to be with each other, not necessarily doing *~*sexy*~* stuff. wait, this is probably why i ship everybody together in every fandom i’m apart of.
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bro scrapbooks
(he put the blanket over them when they fell asleep watching jurassic park)
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kitty headbumps
EDIT
My gosh the sketch was so ugly here
take this version its totes better
“Okay, I’m wearing stockings while fingering myself.”“Seriously?”
“Yeah. They’re blue like your eyes.”“That’s actually pretty hot.”anon asked for johndave and phone sex„„
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